Shenika Was Just Sneaking Money

Here from today's Commercial Appeal a bank teller named Shenika Taylor is accused of taking more than $30,000 from the bank where she was employed. It was not her salary that she was taking either. Which begs to question, was Shenika just sneaking money?

News Sentinel Sunday Sales Will Surely Be Up

The News Sentinel at 1:06 p.m. today has an update on the website about a story coming this Sunday. The headline is "Coming Sunday: Nude photos on cellphones a growing trend" If you will hurry, before they change the headline, you can see it here.

So, they will be printing nude photos in the paper? That's the way to get the circulation back up for a dying product. That is some out of the cubicle thinking for Editor Jack McElroy.

The Haslam Hung The Moon Contest

Welcome to this brand new day. This day has never been lived before. It’s a blank canvas. If you will it so, it can be the Rockefeller Republicans' masterpiece. As you wake up this morning think of three things you want to thank the Haslam's for and then get out there and live this day with all the joy, wonder and enthusiasm you can muster.

NewsTalk 100 Reports That Halls Has It

This morning NewsTalk 100 reported that there is an outbreak of Shigellosis. They reported that three schools have had outbreaks. Adrian Burnett, Inskip and Powell. Adrian Burnett is in Halls.

So when someone from Halls says "Halls Has It" tell them to keep it. Because the symptoms of Shigellosis is:

Diarrhea (two or more loose or watery stools per day – outside of usual bowel pattern); may have blood or mucous in stool.

Abdominal cramping

Vomiting

Fever

Hump over at Humphamers in Powell started this response several years ago "Halls Has It but Penicillin will cure it." Evidently, penicillin may not treat Shigellosis. Only hand washing will prevent the spread.